On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.
by Slushgirl July 22, 2011
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by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018
*Purposely team kill in call of duty* Player 1:Im getting you back for that! Player 2:Sorry that was an accident (Really an assident)
by Chissie May 12, 2010
A voracious pussy-licker can sometimes make a butt-related accident, hence, assident:
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.
As soon as said accident is made, it's good to play up the situation by using baby-talk:
Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".
Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".
by Davey C. December 13, 2007
1. A smartass remark posted anonymously online when you're too chickenshit to own it.
2. A smartass remark made under your breath when you're too chickenshit to say it out loud.
2. A smartass remark made under your breath when you're too chickenshit to say it out loud.
by robinlr April 08, 2008