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1. One who sells their ass for stupidity.

2. A more obvious term for asshat.
Captain Caveman was a prehistorical asshooker.
by Thallium March 22, 2004
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Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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One who does anal for money
person 1: Hey, I'm really feeling like penetrating some ass, geez.
person 2: Geez, bro if you got some cash lu da torre will give you a great deal for it.
person 1: Geez, thanks!! Really craving an ASSHOOKER rn.
by JesusIsBullshit February 04, 2019
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