Person: "Did you do that math homework"
Asshole: "No, but I did your mom last night"
Person: "Dude, you are such an asshole!"
Asshole: "No, but I did your mom last night"
Person: "Dude, you are such an asshole!"
by WhiteOG March 14, 2006
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An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.
Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.
by THE A**HOLE July 10, 2010
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1. The anus
2. A person who has no consideration for others and acts selfishly and inconsiderately for no reason; believe that they are always right and nothing else is acceptable. A person who spews shit when they talk, because their face is a massive ass.
2. A person who has no consideration for others and acts selfishly and inconsiderately for no reason; believe that they are always right and nothing else is acceptable. A person who spews shit when they talk, because their face is a massive ass.
1. Crap comes out of your asshole.
2. My brothr was such an asshole that no one in the family liked him.
2. My brothr was such an asshole that no one in the family liked him.
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by thedude July 09, 2004
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Someone who displays very rude, vulgar, inappropriate, distasteful behavior that causes a major inconvenience to those around them.
However, what makes this person an asshole is the fact that they, while fully aware that others suffer on their behalf, intentionally behave so discourteously.
However, what makes this person an asshole is the fact that they, while fully aware that others suffer on their behalf, intentionally behave so discourteously.
Examples of assholic behavior, and why:
1) If you're in a parking lot, and you're closer to the parking spot someone just pulled out of than the other car, that's been waiting for 5 minutes, you are an asshole. They were there first, making them rightfully entitled to that space.
2) If you write out a check for purchases that are less than $10.00, this makes you an asshole because you are holding up the line.
3) If you're in a movie theatre and you bring your 6mo. old baby, you are an asshole. The baby will cry, and you will disrupt the movie.
4) "...I use public toilets, then piss on the seats. I walk around in the summertime goin' 'How about this heat?'" lyrics from Dennis Leary's "I'm an Asshole"
...dickhead.
1) If you're in a parking lot, and you're closer to the parking spot someone just pulled out of than the other car, that's been waiting for 5 minutes, you are an asshole. They were there first, making them rightfully entitled to that space.
2) If you write out a check for purchases that are less than $10.00, this makes you an asshole because you are holding up the line.
3) If you're in a movie theatre and you bring your 6mo. old baby, you are an asshole. The baby will cry, and you will disrupt the movie.
4) "...I use public toilets, then piss on the seats. I walk around in the summertime goin' 'How about this heat?'" lyrics from Dennis Leary's "I'm an Asshole"
...dickhead.
by well whatever August 24, 2008
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someone who thinks he's cool.. but really, really not, and goes around doing things JUST to piss people off.
by a girl February 22, 2005
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