a complete asshole that sticks his head up his ass and thinks his shit smells good. THIUS IS FOR YOU ASSHATS! U CAN BITE MY BONEY COk
Herb taught me what an asshat is.
Are you sure you know what it means?
Yes, Its a hat shaped like an ass!
...You're a fucking asshat dude.
Are you sure you know what it means?
Yes, Its a hat shaped like an ass!
...You're a fucking asshat dude.
by zerkerjewel August 11, 2007
Friend 1: Coca-Cola hurts when you snort it...
Friend 2: Then don't do that, asshat!
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Bully: I'm gonna beat you, pussy!
Kid: Beat me? Wow, that's gay.
Bully: Not what I meant, asshat!
Friend 2: Then don't do that, asshat!
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Bully: I'm gonna beat you, pussy!
Kid: Beat me? Wow, that's gay.
Bully: Not what I meant, asshat!
by Michael Chrosniak May 18, 2008
by DizzyLizzy January 24, 2007
A hat, with a fireman's type of face shield, which protects you from coming into contact with "ass particles" from a third party.
The genesis coming from a story told by an lady who was angry that her partner was cheating. In order to get back at him, she cheated as well, and during that session performed massive amounts of annalingus. Afterwards her partner asked her if she wanted to take a shower before returning home. She said no. He then remarked, "well what if your boyfriend tries to kiss you when you get home." To which she replied...."who cares!"
If her boyfriend had his asshat on, he would be safe.
The genesis coming from a story told by an lady who was angry that her partner was cheating. In order to get back at him, she cheated as well, and during that session performed massive amounts of annalingus. Afterwards her partner asked her if she wanted to take a shower before returning home. She said no. He then remarked, "well what if your boyfriend tries to kiss you when you get home." To which she replied...."who cares!"
If her boyfriend had his asshat on, he would be safe.
"That girl is so dirty, I wouldn't touch her without my asshat on....."
"She was so nasty, even an asshat wouldn't protect you."
"She was so nasty, even an asshat wouldn't protect you."
by G. Shanberg February 8, 2008
A complete and utter moron. A dumbass or idiot. A individual with a very low IQ. A person(s) with nothing to offer in a legitimate conversation.
If speaking randomly and out of context was a sport,,, you would take the cake asshat.
Or; thank for wasting my time that I can never get back, you f@cking asshat!
Or; thank for wasting my time that I can never get back, you f@cking asshat!
by Reno/flex February 22, 2015
A term that generally used to refer to an individual who has their head permently impaled in their ass making it impossible for the to be useful in any situation.
by Chaos company July 16, 2014
People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.
1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
by Christoper M Norton December 16, 2005