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Someone who is such a prick or is so obnoxious that he isn't worth being called an asshole.
That guy isn't even an asshole, he's an asshalf.
by SFSMaus March 02, 2006
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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One step lower than an asswhole.

Lacking half the intelligence of a whole ass.
I’m trying to study in the library but these asshalves keep going on and on about which protein shakes make your nuts bigger.

They could t change a lightbulb to save their lives Even if this asshalf and that asshalf put their minds together.
by Saint.Grand September 30, 2019
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A exceedingly stupid or obnoxous person. An idiot. A walking life support system for a vagina.
You are an asshalf, it takes two of you to make and asshole.
by ass troll February 20, 2009
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Worse than assholes, they're not wholes they're halves
I wonder how many millions these asshalves who own these companies contributed to the Romney/Ryan campaign?
by Captain Cheesewhiz November 19, 2012
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To share, or split space. Usually a space at a show, con,or vendor space.
" Sure, I will asshalf a chair with you if you want to do the show."
by Cigany January 28, 2013
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Really? Im an Asshole? Well you're an AssHalf.... it takes TWO of you to make an Asshole.....
by LuNaTTiK May 06, 2021
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