Urban Dictionary: asshalf

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Someone who is such a prick or is so obnoxious that he isn't worth being called an asshole.

That guy isn't even an asshole, he's an asshalf.

by SFSMaus March 02, 2006

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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”

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Asshalf

One step lower than an asswhole.

Lacking half the intelligence of a whole ass.

I’m trying to study in the library but these asshalves keep going on and on about which protein shakes make your nuts bigger.

They could t change a lightbulb to save their lives Even if this asshalf and that asshalf put their minds together.

by Saint.Grand September 30, 2019

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asshalf

A exceedingly stupid or obnoxous person. An idiot. A walking life support system for a vagina.

You are an asshalf, it takes two of you to make and asshole.

by ass troll February 20, 2009

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asshalves

Worse than assholes, they're not wholes they're halves

I wonder how many millions these asshalves who own these companies contributed to the Romney/Ryan campaign?

by Captain Cheesewhiz November 19, 2012

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Asshalf

To share, or split space. Usually a space at a show, con,or vendor space.

" Sure, I will asshalf a chair with you if you want to do the show."

by Cigany January 28, 2013

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