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1) A hat made out of donkey hair.

2) A game that is played by capturing a person on camera who has their hair mounted like a hat in any number of ways, such as a picture of a person whose hair is standing straight up.
1) Jon is wearing a warm asshairhat, made from the hair of tony's donkeys.

2) Tony takes great pictures of Jon and Susies asshairhats.
by Wizard of AHHs February 20, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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