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It's a butt plug but it's a fork and you shove it up your asshole. Normally there’s bleeding but it's a way to get your shit out basically.
“Sandra, I can’t seem to get shit out of my ass.”
“Just use the assfork, David. It’ll do the trick.”
by Manamejefff April 05, 2018
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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A new form of cutlery used to “eat ass
I need new ass forks mine is covered in shit!
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by JTheAssForkMaster October 08, 2019
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