Top definition
1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.
. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.
by TrevorS September 01, 2006
Get the assflow neck gaiter and mug.
Jul 2 Word of the Day
Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
Get a serotonin donor mug for your coworker Larisa.
2
1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.
1. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.
by TrevorS August 31, 2006
Get a assflow mug for your bunkmate James.