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1) One who has the face of an ass
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead
Look at that assface
by Dirty Sanchez April 18, 2003
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Someone who either A) does something to piss you off or B) does something stupid. Synonomous with jackass, loser, dumbass, idiot, bitch, jerk, etc.
by Ebe1 February 27, 2008
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An individual who just happens to be in the unique position of having his face look identical to his ass. In most cases, the face takes on the role of the ass and vice-versa. So, it is not uncommon for an assface to have bad breath and to talk a lot of shit.
by DrDeadpan September 08, 2009
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(1) A person who, out of lack of intelligence or ignorance is making a fool out of him or her self, (2) Drop-dead ugly
by M. A. Melton May 29, 2006
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noun - a person whose behavior is so completely and utterly atrocious that the only explanation is that the person has an ass for a face and as such must live up (or down as it were) to the face.
Those insane extremists who blame disastrous, natural phenomena on God punishing, the gay community, the historical slave owners, and the all encompassing "sinners". Those people? Assfaces.
by Soobee September 06, 2005