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someone who thinks they're straight...but isn't. they try to fool you into thinking they because they aren't ready to come out of the closet.
him: would you like a box of flowers?
her: woahhh ur an assex...no homo

woahhh assex kid, stop throwing ice.
by Bob Bobihd February 16, 2009
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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