From John Ashcroft, ex attorney-general of the US and enforcer of laws that nobody wants.
Verb: to be thrown into prison forever for something relatively minor.
Noun: reason for prison overcrowding

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.