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Primitive caveman-like person or persons who is semi-obsessed with hitting random people on their derriere with a large club or other blunt object.
As I walked to Subway, some damned assclubber popped out from behind the building, scaring the daylights out of me. Lucky for me, I had a club of my own, and thumped his ass about 6 times before running back to the safety of my car.
by Evil95GT June 07, 2009
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005