when you buddy falls asleep in a recliner and you stand over him/her, spread your cheeks and attempt to pick up their face with your ass......It's hard as hell at first just like using chopstix.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)