Severe Chaffing of your ass as a result of sitting on a dodgy chair for too long.

Your a Grillbilly when your grill is the nicest thing about your house.

A person who really sucks. A total jerk.

One who wins a verbal debate. One who uses words as his weapon or tool to win an argument.

the sensation one experiences--ie, on a roller coaster, or a very high swing as a child, or driving fast down a steep hill, or falling in a dream--that causes your body to suddenly tense and your anus to pucker inward reflexively and with force, as if your ass is 'biting down' as a result of the sensation; an autonomic ass pucker

A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.

one who bitres the anal parts