any numerous types of improvised games with a ball. Could include swatting at a rubber ball between two people, or kicking a volleyball around in a dorm room.
Much more fun than organized ball games
we had to stop playing assball cause the tv got hit and shattered.

I sometimes like to wear one of those leather biker gloves when i play assball.
by QBall® March 09, 2003
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Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.
bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"
by davekelly September 21, 2006
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What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.
It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.
by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 08, 2016
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Being corn holed so deeply by an organization, co-worker or friend that their balls actually touch your ass. (Figuratively speaking, of course)
I was completely assballed by the IRS this year when I filed my taxes.
by BBpitcher30 March 19, 2010
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Fecal remnants sticking to pubic hairs around anus; dingleberries; a general exclaimation of negativity.
Make sure you don't have any assballs before wearing my boxers.

This sucks assballs!
by LindsayLu September 22, 2004
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When its hotter than hot
The weather:96 degreese
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball in here
by Goofizz April 28, 2021
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