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to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.

- your mission is too asses....assiss...assas...TO KILL A GUY (top gun version)

Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.

by Noka October 31, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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To kill someone wearing 700 lb armor by smacking them with the handle of your gun.
"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."
by Tremblay September 02, 2008
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To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.
I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!
by asstastic March 31, 2012
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To do your best to really kill a girl (sexually). A popular cheer from your boys who happen to be watching.
"Hey, I'm 'bout to go assassinate that pussy!" or "Yo, man, assassinate that shit!! Kill it!"
by The Rilz February 05, 2010
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