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1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.
I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.
by censored711man December 14, 2004
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
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2
The act in which the inside of your anus feels pumped up and invigorated, normally right before a massive shit.
I have such an assache this morning...
by Shorty Long Dick May 25, 2020
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3
Something or someone that provides a constant "pain in the ass". You know, that person or thing that's sure to cause unnecessary or unwarranted grief.
Holy Christ pal, your actions and thoughtlessness have created the mutha of all ass-aches....and now I'll need to clean this up once again!
by Nattyholt1 August 20, 2012
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