When a male tucks his genetalia behind his legs to make himself look barren from the front, but when you view him from the back it appears his ass has a bunch of grapes hanging from it because the penis and balls have been suffocated between the legs.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 24, 2019
If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.
by cherry_bomb September 18, 2008
I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.
After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
by Bad Billy November 27, 2003
Someone says anything and you respond “ well you know what they say... there’s a fine line between ass and grapes”
by Just a guy saying things August 2, 2019
Ass grapes happen when you sit down too long playing some shit or just sitting down for a long period if time this usually effects gamers ass grapes are painful but make quite a good joke. ASS GRAPES ARE EDIBLE QND ARE GOOD ON TOAST
"Hey i heard you got ass grapes dude push them out so we can put some on some toast and they must hurt alot bro"
by Blablagurl December 9, 2020