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Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
by FunkPumpkin September 28, 2006
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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