by Chayzer December 10, 2016
1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"
2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.
2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.
1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"
2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"
2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.
by Reepacheep March 12, 2011
by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020
by Adfdgvdhvdhkpkgrjvdyn March 16, 2017
Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
by DougieT May 26, 2006
Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.
Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018
by chad0x001 August 16, 2011