Urban Dictionary: ass milk

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Ejectulation of semen inside the anal cavity.

Term usually given to homosexuals, engaging in sex.

Semen belonging to a homosexual.

Hey lance, my ass is thirsty. Could I have some of your ass milk?

Jerry has ass milk leaking down his legs.

Sorry, dude- I'm not looking for ass milk.

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

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Assmilk

Milk that is poured into someones ass and then drank through a straw inserted into said persons anus. This usually requires a funnel and some helpers.

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by wormwood@efnet November 29, 2004

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ass milk

n.) The product of successful butt sex, usually tied to homosexual intercourse.

"I'm hot, lets go make ass milk."

*Also viewed on the liscence plate at the gay DMV on the recap. episode of Chapelle's Show.

by Antonio April 20, 2004

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assmilk

the definition itself was actually created by a lost and now famous video of one guy and two girls putting a funnel in one girl's ass and pouring milk into it. the other girl then uses a straw and drinks the milk out of the other girl's ass. this video was around during the mid to late 90s and has since been lost. a lucky few may still have this video in their archive.

what is that a mudslide? no it's assmilk.

by grindking October 10, 2007