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One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.
That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.
by Austin February 16, 2004
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A male whose preferred method of sexual intercourse is by penetrating the ass of another man.
Don't go to San Fran; nothing by Ass Farmer's out there.
by King Sr. July 01, 2003
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sombody who has lots of butt sex
John im completely fine that your gay,but are you really an ass farmer?
by Ethan D. February 13, 2007
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Have you seen Luanna since she got married? 6 months of soap operas and junk food, she's becoming a real ass farmer!
by Pickles McDoody October 04, 2010
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one who cultivates the seeds of life on another's ass fields.
peter north has a side profession as an ass farmer.
by d00dsk8 February 21, 2009
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