Top definition
one who farts upon others with extreme potency, causing bodily harm to the victim
Dude, you're an ass assassin, steve is knocked out from your last fart.
by atown86 November 24, 2007
Get the merch
Get the ass assassin neck gaiter and mug.
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Hungry Ghost mug for your father Günter.
2
noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.
He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.
by Simon November 16, 2004
Get the mug
Get a assassassin mug for your fish José.
3
A ninja or martial arts trained citizen who usually preforms assasinations on the anus of other men or women for money.
he hired him for an ass assasination
his ass was cut by an ass assasin
jason wheeler is a fagtoast
by Richard October 04, 2003
Get the mug
Get a ass assassin mug for your friend Beatrix.
5
A well-endowed gay man who knows how to thoroughly destroy an anus and get the victim to ask for more.
Porn star Jeff Stryker is a well-documented ass assassin.
by Smarty_Pantz February 28, 2011
Get the merch
Get the ass assassin neck gaiter and mug.
6
A homosexual male who inserts his fingers, penis, or other objects into the anus of another male for sexual pleasure.
Paul is an assassassin because he has anal sex with joe.
Paul is an assassassin because he is a homosexual.
by B. Alexanders October 08, 2005
Get the mug
Get a assassassin mug for your barber José.

Activity