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the most important qualities to look for when choosing a female to be your bitch.
by Nick D April 03, 2003
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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An actual song by DJ. Assault.

This song has many videos regarding women shaking their asses and dancing.

What men basically Judge women by in terms of body. Sad but True.
Mack: This song is the Shit!

John: Hey Mack, what are you listening to?

Mack: Ass and Titties man!

John: Is it good?

Mack: Yeah!
by Fruityogos October 05, 2010
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a popular adult site, ass-and-titties.com
The bitch with big titties, I saw her on ass and titties dot com
by Nerdys April 09, 2008
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something that can look, smell and overall appear bad
Damnnn girl, your breath smells like ass and titties.
Yo, your weave looks like ass and titties.
by MiSZ BABY PHAT April 22, 2007
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