Urban Dictionary: ass whooping

The act of opening a whole six pack of whoop ass instead of merely a can.

I'm gonna open a whole six pack of whoop ass on you, you little punk.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being

The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009

Uuuuugh, I am so totally zonked affter downing down those 4 cans of whoop-ass beer. Never before have I drank beer that was THAT strong!

by Mark H July 10, 2004

What 'The Rock' does.

by anonymous N June 26, 2009

A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.

Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."

Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."

by Silvermold November 21, 2011

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass

When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.

by EatingTacosRightNow January 02, 2016

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 07, 2003