You've obvs done something wrong, so someone will come and get you and beat you up litterly

noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain

Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your ass).

To much whoop ass to fit in a can~! (see: can of whoop ass

1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.

2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.

3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.

Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.

A sentence my mom uses when I give her smart mouth or even a bad tone.
Maybe even if I ask her a simple question.