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1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
Flo Gave Augie An ass whooping while when Augie misbehaving.
by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
1. That little kid was misbehaving so badly at Wal-Mart, that his fat ass momma gave him a good ol' fashioned ass whooping.

2. The bartender couldn't take anymore of that drunk ass douchebag's shit-talking, so he took him outside and gave him an ass whooping.
by JimmyBaby March 02, 2006
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(1)Daddy gave you an asswhooping for burning his toast.
(2)"You're gettin' an asswhooping when I get over there."
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To thoroughly dominate and lay waste to an opponent.
Stoughton High beat Foxboro High in a track meet 114-22. That was an ass whooping
by Petitfours April 30, 2019
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To lose by 20 or more
Losing by 25, Andrew was giving an Asswhooping to Todd.
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It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.
Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life
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