When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.
by Urie Tarded January 18, 2020
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(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.
(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.
(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.
"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."
"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."
"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."
"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."
"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."
by March1392 October 29, 2012
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When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
by Gilfslayer1 August 09, 2018
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A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.
by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020
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