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turds that come out of your ass or sombody elses ass
dude i steped in all your ass turds
by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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after ass is cut, the definitive aroma of sweet, pungeant and spicy all at the same time, resembling a sandwich condiment. A multi-layered fart, such as a fine wine's profile.

Orinally found in the Seekers Mantown Dictionary
The air was so thick after Ken's fart that I felt compelled to swirl my pretzel rod into the assturd that he created.
by Plakk October 27, 2007
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