Ass tissue, noun

Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.
Mother: Johny! Why are there pieces of brown tissue in the bath tub?

Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.

Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!
by namestealer1337 October 28, 2009
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"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"
by Weil May 05, 2019
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