The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.
"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"
by Edward July 09, 2004
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1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up
Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
by Borntwopk December 12, 2013
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When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.
ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
by Uvenk January 12, 2011
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A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.
That 'hoes got a table ass.
by B. King July 13, 2006
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A girl with an Applebottom, or huge ass so big that you can use it to hold up cups and drinks
I put my beer on Donna's End Table Ass while i was hitting it from the back
by sose July 24, 2004
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