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They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets , and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb April 27, 2007
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A fifth (200 ml) flat bottle of liquor. So named because it easily slides into the ass pocket. Immortalized on blues legend RL Burnsides' "A Ass Pocket of Whiskey"
Yo, I got an ass pocket of Jameson's, imma go sit under a bridge and get fookin ripped.
by BK667 September 15, 2020
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