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The end part of the colon that connects to the anus. This is where your dick goes when you fuck some chick (or dude for those that swing that way) up the ass.
Also an insult. Calling someone an ass pipe is much worse than calling them an asshole.
Also an insult. Calling someone an ass pipe is much worse than calling them an asshole.
by dashiznit November 04, 2004
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A person with their head firmly entrenched in their rectum. Frequently doling out misinformation and refusing to admit when wrong. A combination of asshole and asshat
That professor is an ass-pipe. He was wrong on several points and refused to listen to differing opinions.
by Irish619 December 02, 2010
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The tiny fucking back way into the death star on the Death Star Battle server for Continuum/subspace
by DrBoris July 30, 2003
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obnoxious person, stuck on themselves, always want to be first. greedy, selfish, wanting more without providing something in return
That ass pipe just pulled in front of that other car in that construction zone by speeding up, so the other driver had to slam on their brakes
by Naughty Possum June 23, 2017