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Someone who gives flattery when constructive criticism is wanted or needed.

Distinct from ass kissing in that nothing is expected in return.
Her artwork never improved because she was surrounded by ass patters.

Continual ass patting from the team coach set a low bar for performance.
by dogflesh November 02, 2020
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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A term coined by 2djinn of ratdog.org message bd.That describes the folks behavior at the purplygrotto message board.Basically It's a circle of folks,Who separate themselves from the others to create a World surrounded by nothing but happy thoughts,vibes and comments .Most the Times these comments are made in attempt to make up for these folks life's that failed in the Real World.
"Hey you know That guy HelpSlip? he's such a Asspatter."


(also see "kissass")
by bobweir November 21, 2008
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