When someone needs to fart really bad but is holding it in for some reason, and the gas is so bad it burns.
"Poor Sam. He was at an interview last week and had an ass of fire for an hour!"
by Rachel February 23, 2003
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A popular Canadian film that sparked the Canadian-American war, and caused the deaths of millions.
Asses of Fire may well be the second best movie ever made, right after Asses of Fire 2.
by PEN-15 October 30, 2003
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A fake band name commonly used to throw adam off the trail of the real name of a good song so he doesnt ruin it
Adam:Yo josh who sang that song
Josh:Asses Of Fire
Adam:Thanks *Goes on kazaa and cant find song*
by Filchmaster Flex July 23, 2003
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A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.
After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."
by thomasg1 April 28, 2009
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1.Really bad Diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your anus.

2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.
I had such bad Ass-fires earlier that now, I can't sit down.
by Erika Munoz February 28, 2008
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Another name commonly used for the seat heater in a luxury car. It is very highly coveted and often requires a Shotty.
by Steven4646 December 04, 2010
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A rare but frightening incident that occurs when the friction of rough anal sex causes dingleberries to ignite and catch the recievers ass on fire. Has only happened when a little too much alcohol was involved and the giver had a little too much lead in his pencil.
I used to date this one hot girl, but then she got drunk at a party with Chuck Norris and a horrible ass fire resulted.
by Jim E. Junk May 16, 2006
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