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A long group of hair protraying a mullet that is protruding from ones ass
Chris is a poop stabber who likes it when his men have ass mullets
by byrd June 16, 2004
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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1. asshole (when used as an insult)

2. the hair between your ass cheeks
1. You're an assmullet!

2. Did you shave your assmullet?
by D.M. July 14, 2003
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Business in the front party in the rear. When your ass hair sticks out 6+ inches when your balls are trimmed nice.
Jason offered an ass mullet hair for dental floss it’s that long.
by SarahKelly April 19, 2020
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