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a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass
I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.
by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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