A straight(inlovewithagayman)man who is hot and charming and really good at most everything. Who is in love with a guy but wants awomen. A man who wish his best friend was a girl he could make love too. A guy whohas. Not relized its ok to be gay. Or one who is scared of his love for a man. Most of the men who have a gay best friend. One who would do anything for a assmonky one who follows a assmonkey around or feeds them buys them clothes or feels strong feelings for a assmonkey

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.