Urban Dictionary: ass me

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 26, 2006

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

by chad0x001 August 16, 2011

To have fun and say in a sentence and to make your friends laugh

by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam April 18, 2018

Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!

by swanybeast69 June 25, 2010