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Someone who is constantly inseparable from the another person's rectum.
Guy 1: That bobby guy is such an ass leach.

guy 2: Yeah, totally.
by SHAD0WZOMBIE March 28, 2011
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Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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Elvis was an assleach. He just loved the taste and couldn't get enough.
by Turtledude September 01, 2008
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