Assed up is most commonly used in situations when livid is too weak and fucking enraged is not acceptable language for the company in the room. It makes the elderly giggle for being wrong, yet tepid by today's standards.
Boy, the boss sure is assed up about all of us being the world's most worthless employees.
by Optimous Douche November 26, 2014
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a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
by Ariluto April 17, 2006
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To have rough sex with a girl.
Devonte: Shanika looking fine in them sweats
Jerome: Boy, I would tear that ass up!
by Pizzlej April 18, 2020
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Originated in East Oakland,CA Short for shut cho (your) ass up
@munchiehouse customer: “Pri, Can I get some extra meat on those Bussdown fries?”

@tmh.yogi : “Cho ass up!!!”
by WholeLottaDreShit October 16, 2018
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Snorg Tee that sounds like "Back that Ass Up," which is popular with awkwardly sexual teenagers and is loosely connected to Juvenile's song "Back that ass up"
You's a big fine woman, why don't you Baghdad ass up?
by Blitz5678 January 25, 2009
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