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Being extremely fucked, to the point where fucked is not a sufficient description of the circumstance.
Guy One: My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m totally ass fucked.
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem
by RichardNixonRocks December 01, 2007
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
Billy Bob got drunk and gang ass fucked last night.
by jsd96321 January 18, 2012
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To be reamed in one's posterior region. Can also be used as a term of ownage
You mess around like a bitch you get assfucked like a bitch!
by Metsubo March 01, 2006
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Used to assist in the description of a negative event.
Jon just got ass-fucked by his wife. She cheated on him and now has half his wealth.

Paul's car and career got ass-fucked when he drove drunk and crashed his G-ride into that cement truck. He should never have chased his pregnant source stripper who stole his gun. The DEA will surely fire him now.
by Biatch551 August 27, 2005
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a person who is far less that a dipshit, people who know nothing about life because they spend to much fucking time in thier little perfect sociably accepted worlds to look around and see that they aren't the shit. and that noone likes thier putrid sophmoric asses. to be used with the term asshole
Jizanky Spanky and those like him (people who do not have open minds) are ass fucked assholes, who's "i can lick my own prostate, cause my heads so far up my fucking ass" souls can spend eternity in a place far beyond the most horrible depts of hell
by NeiLi August 19, 2003
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