A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.

The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.

When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.

When you have several hairs in your bum, and you also don't wipe. The hairs began to crust, and become more firm so it pokes around your bum.

One who has prickly hairs growing out of his ass.