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A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers
by red April 16, 2005
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper
by scott davis August 10, 2004
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"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"
"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."
"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."
by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003
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1. An animal from Tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their ass.
2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.
2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.
Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!
Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.
Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002