Asprin is chemically called Acetyl Salicylic acid. Its standard name is 2-Acetoxy Benzoic Acid. It is used as an analgesic(pain killer). It can be taken anytime except when the stomach is empty, otherwise it causes peptic ulcer.
by Jai Shri Ram May 30, 2005
by pompous August 04, 2007
Also used to thin blood, factor V etc... (a rather large word anti something or another) It keeps you alive!!! Mind you that you should not take it unless your doctor tells you too!
by Jarmaine April 01, 2007
1. (Noun, Singular, Acronym) - American Society for the Prevention of Retarded Iranian Niggers , more formally referred to in the collective as the United States Military, specifically indicating certain sections of the United States Navy and Marine Corps.
by Buttfuckme April 10, 2019
Dexedrine or Benzedrine used by over the road truck drivers
to fight fatigue. Mainly white pills scored into quarters known as "crossroads"
to fight fatigue. Mainly white pills scored into quarters known as "crossroads"
by Don F April 17, 2006
The belief that asprin can and will cure all ailments in the known universe.
Also, a term that implies general annoyance at being told someone else's every worry/suffering.
Also, a term that implies general annoyance at being told someone else's every worry/suffering.
girl1: "My life is over, Tiffany just got that boy I like!"
girl2: Apply asprin to affected area.
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Man that was just hit by a bus: "OH GOD!! MY! FUCKING! LEG!"
Man that just hit him: "I don't have any medical training, but I've got some asprin!
Don't Worry you'll be fine!"
man that was just hit by a bus: "JUST FUCKING KILL ME!!!"
girl2: Apply asprin to affected area.
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Man that was just hit by a bus: "OH GOD!! MY! FUCKING! LEG!"
Man that just hit him: "I don't have any medical training, but I've got some asprin!
Don't Worry you'll be fine!"
man that was just hit by a bus: "JUST FUCKING KILL ME!!!"
by Ultimate Idiot April 26, 2014