The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!
Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!
by Kevinkwik November 30, 2016
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Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.
It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!
by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021
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Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.
by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010
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Typically describing fat asses who upload dumbfuck YouTube videos
Person A: Holy shit no way, is that Wayne?

Person B: No shit sherlock, its Asphalt Boomer
by ReformedRabbiGameOfTheYear_806 December 21, 2022
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Rally Based Arcade Game In The Asphalt Franchise. Shutdown In 30th September 2021. Released In 2016.
by Erikons777 November 5, 2021
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