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your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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n. The pungent smelling urine expelled after eating asparagus.

Post asparagus piss syndrome
Moses forgot what he ate for Dinner till 2 hours later when he unloaded a pint of ripe aspara-piss.
by Money Mark May 03, 2008
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your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.
"someone light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"
by stefanie collins January 13, 2006
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N: Urine that has the unmistakable smell of that is the indicator that one has consumed asparagus.

V: The act of urinating and filling the room with the smell that is produced in urine when one consumes asparagus.
I really need to spray my bathroom when I take an asparapiss. The smell makes me want to barf.
by StankyPee December 07, 2012
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When you eat aspapagus and it makes your pee smell terrible the next day. It is sometimes not flushed for the purpose of getting back at, or irritating others.
Whenever Johnny ate asperagus, he purposely didn't flush just to irritate his parents with his asparapiss.
by gerbil of destruction March 26, 2011
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