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your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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n. The pungent smelling urine expelled after eating asparagus.

Post asparagus piss syndrome
Moses forgot what he ate for Dinner till 2 hours later when he unloaded a pint of ripe aspara-piss.
by Money Mark May 03, 2008
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The bad-smelling piss which occurs after eating asparagus
Dude, I just had the worst asparapiss ever
by Faakin Soi August 16, 2009
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your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.
"someone light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"
by stefanie collins January 13, 2006
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N: Urine that has the unmistakable smell of that is the indicator that one has consumed asparagus.

V: The act of urinating and filling the room with the smell that is produced in urine when one consumes asparagus.
I really need to spray my bathroom when I take an asparapiss. The smell makes me want to barf.
by StankyPee December 07, 2012
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When you eat aspapagus and it makes your pee smell terrible the next day. It is sometimes not flushed for the purpose of getting back at, or irritating others.
Whenever Johnny ate asperagus, he purposely didn't flush just to irritate his parents with his asparapiss.
by gerbil of destruction March 26, 2011
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