Urban Dictionary: asl

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Asl can mean one of three things in modern text talk.

1. Age, Sex, Location

2. As Life
3. As Hell

1. “I’m tryna get to know you, let’s start with a little ASL.”

2. Man he is tall asl (as life being slang similar to “as f***” or “as hell”.
3. “He didn’t listen to his mom and now she is mad asl”

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brain worms

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"

by _Jez_ October 03, 2009

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asl

age sex location. used by the 10,000 horny teenage boys on omegle to find the 50 horny teenage girls on omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl?
You: 17 m usa
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: we need to stop fapping.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by bassmasta24601 November 29, 2011

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ASL

It means "as hell", its ghetto and when you say "as hell" fast and slurred it sounds like asl.

"Dude, you're gay asl."

"Man, she was grinding all up on me and it was sexy asl."

by blueeyes88 September 18, 2013

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asl

What stupid people say on chats to learn who you are and where you live so they can come to your house with a chainsaw and kill you.

bobiscool:hey hi hey lolololoollll
iamsohot:hi
bobiscool:asl
iamsohot:49/f/nebraska
bobiscool:6/m/america
iamsohot:kool wats ur name
bobiscool:bobiscool
iamsohot:no ur reel name
bobiscool:bobby jimson
iamsohot:wana kis
bobiscool:ya
iamsohot:smooch
bobiscool:smooch
iamsohot:lol!!!1111 i g2g c u bye
bobiscool:bye
iamsohot:wat is ur adres
bobiscool:464 cinnamon way
iamsohot:k bye

The next day Bobby's parents went to his room to see how he was doing,and found his head chopped off.Poor Bobby.

by TheWiggidy April 03, 2004